Jokes

Here are some jokes I made when I went to eat Korean BBQ. Haha. They are akin to the older and less sophisticated "cow jokes". But I have moved on from such triviality and have risen in the ranks of comic relief.

HAHA.

Q: What did the referee say when the duck tackled the basketball player?
A: FOWL!

...haha...

Q: What did the duck say to the chicken when someone in the room farted?
A: What is that FOWL odor?

...haha...HAHA, well I think it's funny...

Q: What did the duck name it's baby?
A: Bill. (Duck's have bills...y'know?)

Q: Who was the first duck president?
A: Bill Clinton

Q: Who is the world's richest duck?
A: Bill Gates (everyone seems to get this right!)

Q: What do you call a very rich duck?
A: A billionaire

Q: Where do birds get their hair cut?
A: First Choice Haircutters. (Sorry guys...I have to pay my BILLS...HAHAHA)

Q: Who was the first duck president's wife?
A: Billary Clinton (LOL that one is a stretch...)

Q: What is a talent show for birds?
A: America's Got Talons. (HAHAHA!)

Q: What do birds play the drums with?
A: Drumsticks. (...this one is good!)

Q: What do birds do when they are not prepared for something?
A: They WING it. (Y)

Q: What did the chicken say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: I'm so EGGcited!

Q: What did the chicken say after she gave birth?
A: That was EGGhausting!

Q: Where do eggs get their gas?
A: Shell. (THIS IS MY FAVOURITE ONE!!)

Q: What is a bird's favourite drink?
A: NESTea.

This one is good. Grase made it up.

Q: What is a duck's favourite clothing brand?
A: BILLabong (or American Eagle!)

Q: What do you call a naive seagull?
A: GULLible. (hahahahaha)

Kay. That should satiate your appetite for laughter for at least a couple of days. My work is done.

Scarring the public. One pun at a time. Way to go Jenn. Way to go.