Chester Stupid

Yo. I just realized that I never put up my Chester Stupid dream. WHY DIDN'T I?! IT WAS CLEARLY VERY EPIC.

Okay, let's just GO FOR IT.

So I was in my American History class, and it was a normal day. Well, normal, other than the fact that we had a substitute teacher, which NEVER happens. (It's true, Brown is always there!!). Anyways, the substitute's name was "Chester Stupid". He was really creepy looking...his eyes were always open really, really wide, and he had like a comb-over and red hair. Yah, so he was creepy.

So, Grace and I were just chilling in class, sort of a free period. But Chester kept talking to me, and like coming on to me. He kept saying stuff like, "Hey, would you like to eat lunch with me sometime? I would love to eat lunch with you. I would love to get to know you better. Let's have lunch sometime." I WAS SO CREEPED OUT. In the end, I left Am Hist, and I thought, "W/e, he's a substitute, I won't see him again." I never told anyone and just...left!

Haha, but then I kept seeing him around the school! He would say hi to me in the halls and always, always ask me to lunch. Eventually, I got so creeped out that I went to Mr. Brown for help. I told him about the harassment, but he just looked at me and said, "Sorry Jennifer, I can't help you. Without a complaint from your parents, I don't have a right to help you." or something like that. LOL, it was a crushing moment in the dream!

So I just...tried to stay away from him, I guess. Every time I went anywhere, I would always go with someone else. Strength in numbers, I guess? So anyways, then one time, I was walking past the caf, and I saw James sitting at a table. I thought to myself, "Great, I can sit with him and then Stupid couldn't do anything." But as I went to the caf, Chester came and was like "Hey, do you want to have lunch with me? I would love to have lunch with you."

At that point, I was just pissed. Like, WTF is this guy trying to do?! He was ruining my life! So I just yelled at him and said, "NO I DON'T WANT TO HAVE LUNCH WITH YOU. STOP BOTHERING ME!" He just kept smiling and smiling and then he pushed me down and I was so, so heavy. I couldn't get up, and he was standing with his foot on my chest. Even when he stopped standing on me, I still couldn't get up. I just kept struggling like a turtle that had been flipped on my back. God, it sucked. And people just kept walking by, students, but no one would help me...

THEN FINALLY, this performer at our school came and helped me. She was a big woman, with pink streaks in her hair and a big pink boa. She was really nice, and pulled me to my feet. Haha, yup so then I got up.

Days passed, and there was an awards show at the school. I was sitting at the back with Kuni and Ivan in the aud. It was a pretty fancy awards show, like the oscars or something. Haha anyways, I was chilling in the back, and then Kuni and Ivan went to get their awards. Just at that time, Chester Stupid came and sat a few seats down from me. It was kind of scary, but then Kuni and Ivan came back right away. When Stupid went to get his award, Kuni and Ivan and I made a plan for me to leave, because we somehow knew that the next time me and him were alone, it wouldn't end nicely. I ran off down the tech hall, and turned at the auto room?

In that room, Billy was working as a secretary or something at a table shop. His hair was dyed (WOW, BLAST FROM THE PAST). Anyways, I asked him if I could hide out in his shop, and he said sure. He even pointed me to a place in the corner where I could hide. Cassie and Carren were already there, and it was beside this aquarium. I played with them for a bit, but then they left and I got bored. I went into this room with this awesome table. It was like a xylophone, made up of these wooden rods/planks all held together with strings. Well, I touched it, and the whole thing fell apart. The boss of the store came in and told Billy to fix it. She was pretty angry with me, and said to Billy, "And please, tell your FRIEND, not to touch anything."

...Yup.

So then a few more days passed, and in the end, I was in the tech hall alone. He got me. Bah. He was strong, and pulled me into the boys' changeroom. In the room, there was this trapdoor. We went down into this tunnel, and we ended up in this dark dungeon place. Haha, don't worry kids, nothing bad really happened. I was scared but...turned out okay?

Anyways, he led me to this cave place. There were three blue shiny pillars of light. In one of them was Boccia. In the other was Meera. Haha Meera had blue eyes...they were so pretty. Chester Stupid told me that they were collecting human specimens, really smart people (OKAY WHATEVER, MY SUBCONSCIOUS IS COCKY!). So I lived in that cave place for like 2 months. The cave eventually turned into this really weird store, with mirrors and funky mannequins and stuff. Turns out, it was a store on FV. Haha, but I knew in my heart that my mommy would never find me, because she would never go to a store like that.

I asked them if I could call my mom. They said sure, but I would have to read off a script. I said, "Forget it. Hell no." Haha, but I still had a cell phone! For some reason, I saw this cute guy, and I took a picture of him with the phone. Then Chester came to me later and deleted it. He explained that everything was connected, and I shouldn't be distracted by the world and boys and such. JEEZ! Haha.

Okay, so I was still doing my school work. The school would send me my homework and assignments in the mail, and I would do them. Mr Wong and my Chem class would send me lots of care packages, full of cookies and letters and such. (Thank you guys! Haha.) HOWEVER, one day, I had to go back to school to do an Am Hist test. They let me out, but I had to wear stockings and Timberland boots. When I got to school, I was gonna tell Mr. Brown about what was happening in that...CULT! IT WAS LIKE A CULT!! There were believers and such!!

Yah, but then I saw Kuni and Ivan and got distracted and talked to them instead. And then the dream was over.

The end.

I told Mr Brown the dream, and he said that in real life, he would help me without a doubt. LOL sorry I made you a bad guy in my dream.

:) Yah that's my crazy dream. Wonder what it means!!